"Nessie" = "Dumbo?"

The BBC is reporting a new theory of the Loch Ness Monster . With most of the sightings chalked up to too much time at the distillery, the remaining two-bumps-and- a-tube sightings are --wait for it-- circus elephants.
Here's your proof:


I'm going to have to place this somewhere between Monty Python and Calvin and Hobbes.