A few nice April Fools' posts:
Paris Hilton to increase Linux exposure
Steve Jobs to join Ikea with a few value-subtracted furniture items (the Torquemada chair is worth a look).
Bush cancels Space Shuttle: "We cannot find any justification to continue deficit funding of a program that has no application other that proving that with enough money America can do anything," said Bush.
"The whole world knows that already, so why keep spending money on it," he added.